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Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.

Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.

by nolandc September 27, 2019


bruce lee kick

death to all

mike tyson got bruce lee kicked now he is dead

by jeet kuun do June 18, 2017


Kick Aden day

It is for people that are only spelled Aden not Aiden Adan or what ever just kick the person whenever for that day on the 26 of august

It’s time for kick Aden day. Find an Aden and kick him just not where their d/ck is inverted

by Choose the green button August 20, 2020

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kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.

1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.

by The Cap N' June 19, 2020


Roundhouse Kick List

A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.

Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."

by bethannswagmoney March 8, 2015


Quick-to-kick-a-bitch

A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed actions that were less than satisfactory.

Penny: I tried to clean the house.
Jeff: Look woman you gonna have to join the tribe!
Penny: What tribe?
Jeff as he kicks her shins: The Quick-to-kick-a-bitch!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010


kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

by ew-david October 7, 2022