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National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

by vertigoe? October 13, 2021


national hug a short friend day

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! itโ€™s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

by idkkk lol September 12, 2021


the book were making is too short.

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.

i love you but the book were making is too short.

by April 21, 2022


Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties. :P

Yeet your short bestie day- is a day where you yeet ur bestie for being short! October 24th!

by Tall best friend October 14, 2021


Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 21, 2023


spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

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National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah itโ€™s national fuck a short girl day

by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021

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