your mom

The obese woman who played 'Jabba the Hutt' in each of her Star Wars appearances.

So when you see your mom with a thermometer up her ass then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her.

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your mum

an insult targeted towards another persons mother.

idiot: insert insult here
other idiot: YOUR MUM!!

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your cake

Your soft, Your weak, Your a pussy.

Your cake ill beat the fuck out of you. You rather cake it up with your girl then chill with us to blow an L.

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it's your birthday

When something is lucky and is used to your advantage. Its a stupid term which I believe orignated from Rocket Power.

Sam just did an olly. "Go sam, its your birthday, its your birthday."

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Your mom

A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.

Harasser: Man, you're car is real piece of shit.

Guy: Your mom was a piece of shit last night.

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Your mom

A phrase indicating lack or amusmant in the subject or lack or paying attention.

"Hehe, my science homework is so easy (it's about space) I don't even have to read the chapter."
":P I didn't even have to read your mom last time."

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your mom

Your Mom literally means 'Your Mom'. Usually people mean it to be funny, or just because they can't crack back. So they just retaliate with the phrase "Your Mom"

Jimmy: Hey Doug, where were you yesterday???!?!?!?!
Doug: Doing your Mom, and she screamed like a whore!!!!!!!
Jimmy: That's nasty, my Mom has a mullet..............
Or...............this could happen.
Person: You're such a freaking whore!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah well...... Your Mom's a whore too!!!!!!!!
Person: That is SO OLD!
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