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Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025


foogy noodle

basically this is the definition of life foogy is goat and noodle is fart the end

Come on Aidan, you know foogy noodle. the theory of foogling the noodle. foogy noodle this, foogy noodle that. you know, get it together.

by foogs February 28, 2016


Noodle Pulp

Literally the pulp of a noodle, what you get stuck on your dishes if you overcook the noodles in boiling water.

"Did you seriously overcook those noodles? How do you overcook noodles? I can tell because there's Noodle Pulp stuck to the pot. They're literally the easiest things to cook..."

by HauptmannHans41 May 26, 2020


old noodle

Old nudes

Do you have old noodles?

by AyeFuckitup April 05, 2018


nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner

Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed

by Fornicater January 08, 2024


Georgia Noodle Slurp

When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.

Dude guess what I did to barbera? I gave a chicken flavor Georgia Noodle Slurp.. WTF!!!

by Blaqq Guy February 02, 2011


Spicy Japanese noodle

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.

Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!

by 10wellhung January 29, 2025