smut nuts

Musty, hairy, funky nuts. Overused and under washed.

What stinks? Probably Sam, he has smut nuts.

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Toilet Nuts

When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.

"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"

" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"

" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"

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Nut head

Some kid called Noah has a very weird head he should get surgery

Nuttt Ed

Nut head buy the loadout

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nut flush

Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.

"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."

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blasting a nut

To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.

Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.

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Nut Faced

when someone gets owned, beaten, embaressed.

he just dunked on yao ming, yea he got nut faced.

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summer nut

seasonal hook up. Usually comes when the weather gets warm.

"Bro my {summer nut} is coming over"

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