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very old grapes

Just some old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.

by very old grapes December 28, 2021


Under The Old Law

Old Heads That Paved The Way, 138 Act

Yall new LandLords but Iโ€™m Under The Old Law

by Uncle Larel January 23, 2023


Old Dan Tucker

A super hot, smart, funny, overall amazing fox of a man.

"Damn! Did you see that guy that just went by?"

"Yes! He was a total Old Dan Tucker."

by Extra Bec April 15, 2010


Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.

Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis

by Flaco7 March 14, 2018


seven year old

A little kid who says MLG memes on a daily basis trying to be funny. Nobody likes the seven year old and they are a huge embarrassment to the world

Guy 1: Bro, that seven year old tried to be relatable by talking about some 11 year old meme

Guy 2: stupid seven year old

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023


13 year old

Lots of things to know about 13-year-olds

- You get a lot of new perks
- You are officially a teenager and are in 7th or 8th grade
- Most of the people that use the urban dictionary are 13 just based on common sense. If you see any comment dissing them it has triple the dislikes while if a comment says they aren't actually bad it gets 10x the likes.
They try to vape like other kids who are in high school (14 or 15+), they get into the dumbest 2 week relationships of all time, the boys just moan, they are very moody (that isn't even a myth), they are also tiktok addicts same as 14 to 17-year-olds tbf. One of the worst things they do is overusing trends and slangs and you lot can't deny that one ๐Ÿ˜†.

Overall it is a decent age and 12-year-olds should look forward to it and also 14-year-olds should be happy that they left it. Like all ages, it has its ups and downs. Peace.

Nick: Happy birthday bro so how old did you turn?
James: 13.
Nick: I was once a 13 year old too it has its ups and downs; good luck.
James: Thanks

by DanTheFootyFan September 28, 2023

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tired old queen

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature

*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~

by asockworkorange April 18, 2018