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the last and happiest day to ever go to the hell hole
Mark:hey bro,homework is due in 1 week or Friday,can we see the exam results
James:sure thing.
When you are in a situation or around others and someone says something or does something and it makes you feel embarrassed or stupid when all along it’s that person(s) tgat really are the idiots.
Jimmy was shopping in the grocery store with his mother ,minding his business , and a group of millennials turned the corner in Jimmy’s aisle and they were making sexual jokes about food items , loud enough for Jimmy’s mother to hear and so jimmy became embarrassed because he knew his mother heard the cuss words and he knew ...she knew he heard them and jimmy says Friday under his breath.
Last Friday, I came in your mother.
FRIDAY: IM CUMMING
Your Mother: YESS IM CUMMING IN YOU, FRIDAY!
1. Asian person, especially asian woman.
2. Opposite of Monday
Everybody loves Fridays.
That Friday's pussy was so tight.
TGIFs = Thank God I'm Fucking a Friday
Opposite of Mondays.
When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.
Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*
That split-second in which you realize whatever you or your friend is attempting is going to fail. In a hilarious fashion.
Originally comes from "This Is Going to Fail", abbreviated T.I.G.F. This, of course, is similar to Thank God It's Friday. Eventually, these inevitable instants were shortened to Friday Moments.
I had a total friday moment right before Michael tried to dive into the hot tub.