So not halal mode

so not hahal mode. NO 0 waste of baby’s. waste of air. Waste of Titty milk. So not halal mode.

nnooooo waste of condom and baby’s so not halal mode

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rocking chair mode

a state of being so busy yet being busy can't get you anywhere..

buying time,

unproductively busy,

on relationships - being boyfriend / girlfriend for 5 years and up

hey want to join us for coffee?

sorry can't come, i'm busy..

busy with what? your video games?

i just wonder when will u be off from your rocking chair mode?

How long have you been with your boyfriend now?

uhhmm.. long enough to be considered as a rocking chair mode

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Bo-Bo Mode.

Being bogus or on some other type shit.
Not being real, or acting brand-new.

Tia: Hey girl, are me, you, and Tasha still on for tonight?

Brie: Who knows, I have called her twice and both times I

got her voice mail.

Tia: Oh, Sounds like she on Bo-Bo Mode.

Brie: Yepp.

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Retarded Bieber Mode

The mode when Justin Bieber is drunk usually associated with an upside down head and actions like serenading old ladies naked

Uh oh Justin Bieber has entered retarded Bieber mode everyone panic!!!

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full kill mode

When you are wearing all or mostly black clothes. for example: black vans, black jeans with a black sweater or t-shirt. Different than a goth or emo look. Generally different shades of black will be used.

Are you wearing faded black jeans with a black sweater?
Yes
Your going full kill mode tonight.

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light mode

people who use light mode eat shit and suck on old mens toes

don’t be a light mode user.

“yo alan is sucking old man dave’s toes”

“ah, he must be a light mode user”

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fat moded coconut

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.

"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"

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