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A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.
*Kid Talks*
You: Shut the fuck you punk ass book jockey.
Some random know-it-all bitch who drinks too much tea reads way too many books and is a harry potter addict with some asshole friends who either spam her or bully her, book goddesses are amazing people, definitely find yourself one of em and start dating em ;)
You: man i really need me a book goddess
Friend: same
Book Goddess: *exists*
You: uh, were not friends anymore man, that book goddess be mine
Friend: you little bi-
when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
- The rainbow is the sign of God!
- As written in the Big Book of Bullshit right?
A children’s book that is of a lower quality and is cheaply made.
My school is so broke... the kids only have golden star books to work with
Hey you did you do your daily routine of praying to the supreme holy book " yeah I did actually"