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At the end of the day, it's night; means that the truth is painfully obvious when you think about it.
Emily: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me.
Daniel: At the end of the day, it's night. I know why you cut me off.
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i forgot and left my cell on my one night stand.
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A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”
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The eve before Thanksgiving where all the losers you went to high school with converge on the same bar. This often results in one of the following scenarios:
1. You see the losers who have never left your hometown, they are all belligerently drunk, annoying, and think they are cool.
2. You meet up with the chick who was hot in high school and is still kind of hot so you try to bag her. You later find out she is the town prostitute/cum dumpster.
3. You run into an acquaintance who you haven't talked to in years and have the awkward "Hey! How are You? What have you been up to?" conversation.
4. You have a drink with your old football/ baseball coach who is now an alcoholic.
5. You try to bang your ex-gf or that chick who polished your knob once in 9th grade.
6. Bear spectacle to every guy simultaneously hitting on the young co-eds who came back from college just for the holiday.
Hey, lets go to the bar for Hometown Heroes night. I really want to smush Jane Doe, she gave me the best brains in 9th grade.
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Sunday night depressing is feeling of stress and anxiety before the beginning of the week. Most commonly is created by fear of upcoming week and responsibilities of Monday starting duties. For example: being woken unnaturally by alarm clock, stress from work that is not likeable, feeling of duties by outside driven world. (stress, anxiety, fear, panic, hate, expectation, stereotypy, etc…). All elements are very individual and can create magnitude of negative emotions.
Sunday night depression, stress, anxiety, fear, panic, hate, expectation, stereotypy
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The sexual act of freezing a cactus and placing it in ones anus.
Tyler is one freaky brother, he gave himself a Cold Nevada Night the other night while Kyle watched!
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Bumping uglies in the night, much like a one night stand
person 1: Woah, I heard she got STD's from her last bump in the night.
person 2: Yeah I feel sorta bad for her, dumb bitch, she was smexy though.
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