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Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.
I just killed three dozen piss ants in my bathroom lavatory! Now my fingers stink like piss!!! :-O
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Another name for the Mountain Dew soft drink.
Dude, you got anything to drink other than this panther-piss?
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this is a slang term for a toilet, toilette, urinal, pot-you-pee-in etc etc.....
1)sorry love can i use your piss pot??
2)ah i need to use a piss pot where is the nearest one??
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A piss pot is a slang term which usually refersto a toilet, but can also refer to an actual pot that must be urinated into.
1) Hey, where'sthe piss pot? I'm bursting!
2) Ok, If you'd just like to take this pis pot and come back after you fill and hand it in to the nurse, please.
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A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.
Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.
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When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.
After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.
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When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"
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