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When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz
Any weed but mine is pump fake
Ladies love the pump house....
The pump never runs dry
Take her to the Pump House!
She really needs to be brought to the Pump House!
a challenge that if you attempt it dont call back or text
the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning is dangerous
A thing you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend.
Mike: So, what did you guys do over the weekend?
Steve: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was Pumping Slop all weekend!
1. originates the Japanese word "yagamo" which literally translates to "arrow duck", but is also short for "ya ga mune ni sasuru", meaning "an arrow strikes my chest" or "a bow and arrow shot my blood-pump."
2. cupid has struck.
while seeing their crush come in
Naruru: BE STILL MY HEART!
Ruruna: Total bow to pump!
my dog when it makes its legs go in circles and chingles its tags.
the chicken pump was just annoying me. maybe my dog will se this and stop.