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ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE TO BE CONSUMED WHEN THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF A RIOT. IT IS MADE WITH GRAIN ALOCHOL(EVERCLEAR) AND KOOLAIDE
ME AND THE BOYS ARE GONNA DRINK SOME RIOT PUNCH, GO TO THE PHILLIES GAME, THEN GO HOME AND FIST EACHOTHER.
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The title of an Elliott Smith song.
a wallflower punch talks to Judy
in a crowded corner where anybody can listen in
but they don't read page to page or speak easy
now they're gonna go say the words
in the wrong order again
they walk in a circle
through all the sidewalk scenes they used to be apart of one time
now everybody just stares and whispers
driving around up and down division street
I used to like it here
it just bums me out to remember
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
they draw the curtain
wait for a call
pretty lucky if they get any kind of response at all
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
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When your being eaten out by a guy/girl and your prolapse shoots out when you cum and you hit them in the chin.
Johnny was doing such a good job eating me out I totally sucker punched him. That will teach him for not using lube.
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while fucking a girl anally you smack her in the back of the head so she tightens up and you ejaculate.
man i donkey punched the shit out of lorena last night
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The definition I have always heard for gorilla punch is the same as for donkey punch. You know, the whole punch her in the back of the head during anal thing.
When I was about to jizz I gave her a gorilla punch.
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The act of punching someone in the forehead while wearing a ring with a lightning bolt emblem. Usually used to subdue out of control individuals who look like harry potter or are fans of the series.
Dude Steve is being obnoxious about watching Harry Potter 7.
Yeah, if he doesn't shut up I'm going to potter punch him.
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I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.
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