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Slang for hair in a container, usually for the purpose of eating
“Noah’s hair is the best rice ever man”
A grain commonly used to dry out phones that were dropped in liquid, typically water. Only works when uncooked.
I had to buy rice at the store because I dropped my phone into a sink. The rice was extremely overpriced but I had to buy it anyways.
If you break something, put rice on it for an Asian man to fix it. If you need to kill a spider or sort of, put rice on it for an Asian man to kill it. Rice solves everything.
someone: dude I’m so confused on this math question
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do
A beautiful Asian delicacy that is loved by many people.
(Usually ate by my friends, Peppa and George)
OMG IM #RICEGANG. I love rice.