Sad moyai

A term used to define when your 🗿 didn't go so well.

John: Look at that sad moyai, bet he can't do a 🗿

Lisa: Hey guys! 🗿
Everyone: Not funny, didn't laugh
Lisa: :(
Joe: C'mon guys! You just turned her into a sad moyai!

Sad Teriyaki

When you hire a Japanese prostitute, and you find out halfway through, she’s shit in the bed.

I went on shore leave in Okinawa and when I woke up, she had given me a sad teriyaki.

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

sad story told twice

Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.

She was a sad story told twice.

sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

Starting to get sad

A phrase meaning when someone or a conversation is starting to get really pathetic.

Dude 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU SUCK DUDE GET A LIFE TRASH.
Dude 2: Bro, this is starting to get sad. Grow up.

sad black

Sad Black is a verb. Used when you regret something you did or is you wished to do something with that could have been regrettable.

We should have sad black yesterday