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Parent's female second cousin.
My second cousin-aunt is a good person.
When you blow vape smoke into another persons mouth
Person one- “wanna second it?”
Person two- “yeah for sure”
Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).
My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"
Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
My second great-cousin-nephew is a good boy.