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This is a type of person who is unable to defecate in public places. Instead of, ones would keep the poo till home, what makes him a slave of his own urge.
-Man I gotta poo...
-Use the uni's toilet then.
-Naah, I'll manage to keep it.
-Dude, you're a shit slave.
a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.
Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.
Why fo you have to bring up old shit!
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Plumpy shit is a definition of basically, blue colored poop, it also shows that the person ate too much blue donuts!
Yoo, Ben you do have that Plumpy Shit because it is blue!
Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become
I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!
Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe
Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."
Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."