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Soaking a tampon in vodka and inserting it in your vagina
I didn't fail the breathalizer because I did vagodka shots!
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Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
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An activity so delicate, that you must have Andy Bosquetto or Mikhail Medina do it for you. Once you get your PR, you will pay with the price of no eating ass for the rest of your days.
Putting the shot is worth not getting your ass eaten...Gabriellius.
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When you cum in a girls mouth and then tell her a joke to make her laugh, which causes your cum to come out her nose.
On a second date I gave this girl a flu shot. Still haven’t heard back...
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Pong shot is a portmanteau between "long shot" (outside chance; low statistical likelihood of success) and tossing ping pong /table tennis balls into your opponents' drink cups. The likelihood of getting your ball into the cup and winning the game is inversely proportional to how many drinks you've already consumed. Additional applications are the likelihood of doing the technicolor yawn actually into a proper receptacle, once too much booze has hit your system.
"Think Jason and Bethany will win the game?"
"Not by a pong shot."
"Think Bethany will make it to the toilet in time?"
"I dunno, man, that's a pong shot, too."
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A Fine Boy Name Monte That Plays A lot But is very Cool && can Make Good 3pointers
That boy Is A Set shot I think his name is Monte.
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When a man ejaculates onto a girls stomach and the cum falls into her bellybutton. Then the guy sucks the cum out of her bellybutton
That jello shot I took off that cheerleader tasted like cum and bellybutton lint. Yes, I would do it again.
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