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“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
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When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.
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A golden shower involving only black men.
Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.
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You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.
1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”
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Having sex on the down low . Friends with benefits. Hooking up.
Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.
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an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub
guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?
guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted
guy 2 oh god
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When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!
"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"
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