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The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.
Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"
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Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.
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When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.
Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.
Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
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A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
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“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
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Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
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Opposite of Golden Shower. A shower that is brown and from the anus.
Did you hear? Nick got a bean shower from Neela!
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