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Jake from State Farm

An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red

Rose: Hey is that Jake from State Farm?
Lily: Yeah I heard he was pretty good..
Daisy: Mmmhmmm

by yewballerzz April 18, 2015

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The United States of Trump, Inc.

Trump is destroying America and our democracy to run it like a business.

America has been turned into the United States of Trump, Inc.

by US Patriot April 4, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ohio State Special

a type of freaky sex act, resembling the dirty sanchez, in which after anal sex, the male draws a lowercase "i" on the female's face, and in that oh-so-special way, "dots the i"

dude, i dotted hannah's i last night with the ohio state special, shes so freaky.

by Zane Anderson April 6, 2008

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united states federal government

not a direct democracy; a republic of the elite autocrats doing what ever the hell want to do with your hard earned cash(i.e. not you, democrats, or minorities)

United states federal government has no fiscal discipline...you bastards

by zach hill February 14, 2005

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Eastern Connecticut State University

Where kids go if they get rejected from UConn, but still go up to UConn to party.

Eastern Connecticut State University is located in the northeast in Willimantic, Connecticut. It has 17 Division III varsity sports and is the third oldest public university in the state.

by filmguy619 March 20, 2011

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President of the United States of America

Just another politician.

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''

by TruthHurts187 March 31, 2013

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Speration of church and state

A big joke my the govenment, to make us think that we have rights.

"Speration of church and state", was contriticed with the Gay marrige ban.

by Rachael.giraff September 23, 2008

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