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Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021


Big Book of Bullshit

aka. the "holy" Bible.

- The rainbow is the sign of God!
- As written in the Big Book of Bullshit right?

by H4ppyF4ce August 4, 2021


house-booking

the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),

Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?

Jerry: Yah, she already is.

Bob: How do you know?

Jerry: because we're house-booking!

by frigg August 30, 2009


well book

Is another autospell nightmare turned good. On the 1st gen Nokia if you typed the word cool on the numeric pad it would often autocorrect to "book".

Those sneakers are well book

by Theneverready March 16, 2020


Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

by Kazlex May 26, 2017


Lil Book 33

1. A slightly sociopathic dick who hangs out with homophobes and racists.
2. A abuser of friends

Fred: Haha get fucked fag
Paul: Dude stop being a lil book 33

by Picture my booty in 3d July 27, 2021


Lil Book 33

A entitled person who commonly hangs out with homophobes and racists. Tends to abuse certain friends

Fred:haha get fucked

Paul: I'm tired of you bullying me stop being a lil book 33 or leave

by Picture my booty in 3d July 27, 2021