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Ahh Yes, Land Of White Tesla’s, Fire’s, Log Cabin’s That Sell Like Shit Selling For The Price Of A Luxury Villa In Virginia Probably, Angry Mom’s And Texas-Hater’s
“California Suck’s”
The state burning to the ground with communists and sprite drinking rappers.
I went to California but soon left because it was a danger to my mental health.
A very big state on the Pacific Coast. It's got beaches, nice weather, LA, San Francisco, and San Diego, each unique cities unlike any other. Redwood trees, snowy mountains, dry and barren mountains, empty desert, islands, and farms. Very nice state, however high taxes and homeless people. Some say the whole thing will fall into the sea, but that can't happen. However we can have big quakes every so often.
Dude 1: Bro, do you smell smoke?
Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!
Slang for Hell, home to many demons.
what the California?!?
State where child porn is illegal, but art or animations of it is legal.
Hey, move here to California! We got... Legal CP art? Uh...
It's a smaller state than Texas but it's still a good state for entertainment, nightlife, and all of that. But be warned. It's fucking expensive
California is for rich people