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Annandale Christian College

A stupid shit hole, that uses this website to, "professionally" define words.

* Someone from the school, send this to Mr. Jones... see how he likes his school being defined on the website he insits on using...

That school is such an Annandale Christian College.

by Mr. Jones STOP USING THIS SITE July 27, 2021


christian mosh pit

When the people standing in the pews are swaying to the music so much that they repeatedly bump the person next to them. Generally it's the hips that make the contact. pew church mosh pit

The people who were standing in the pews were feeling the music so much that they closed their eyes, and started swaying to the music. They forgot that when they do this, their hips bump against that of the people's next to them.
It had turned into a Christian Mosh Pit.

by Gymnastics2112! March 18, 2014


friendship christian school

racism breeding ground

friendship christian school likes homophobia

by hotb!itch September 1, 2021


Post-Gothic Christianity

post-gothic christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering black christian traditions in north america, philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.

man, you would be better off listening to post-gothic christianity stuff if you're trying to question your christian background.

by CoaltownBrown November 5, 2021


Novi Christian Academy

Ohhhhh boy where do I start with this monstrosity

Person 1: "I got a detention for going with my friend in the elevator"
Person 2: "I feel bad. What school does this?"
Person 1: "Novi Christian Academy"

by ChadTurtleKid587 October 18, 2021


Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)

Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!

by @fuckyoubitch June 22, 2020


Christian side hug

To engage in anal sex while spooning in order to maintain one's virginity.

We're waiting until we're married . . . but that doesn't stop us from a little Christian side hugging!

by Gimme that Christian side hug November 25, 2009

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