what a god

What to say when somebody does something easy and shows off while doing it.

Teacher: Who can tell me what is 6 x 8?
Billy: *raises hand at the speed of light* 48!

Teacher: Correct, Billy
Everyone else: wow, what a God

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pull god

Someone who pulls girls/guys.

Girl: hey Jack

Jack: hi
Sam: Jack your such a pull God. All the girls say hi to you.

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Tetris God

The deity one prays to while playing Tetris, in order to pray for line pieces and not squiggles.

A fifth squiggly!? There is no Tetris God! He has forsaken me!

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God's menu

God's menu is a song from the Korean boy group Straykids the group has 8 members drama queen,squirrel, sunshine,daDdy???,soonie-doongie-dori-father, seugmin in the building , smtm9 unofficiall winner , savage maknae

YOUR BEHAVIOR IS SO UGH

person 1:u know God's menu?

person2: yes tf doesn't know God's menu .soty 2020

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God Donut

"God donut" is a censored way to say "God damn it!". Best known for being in iPhone autocorrects.

Zach: God donut, this ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss!
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.

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God's Vagina

A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.

Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!

Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!

Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!

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Good God

A phrase said when feeling puzzled, surprised, or shooketh by a certain situation;

"Good God that's one ugly child"

"It's hot Good God!"

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