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An unreal holiday some of "The Boys" so desperately seem to want. Used by losers to justify sexual harassment and rape.
Joe: Hey, it's National Rape Day, excited?
Jane: What the fuck, Joe?
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i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.
L-INNU MALTI
Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna isimha,
hares, Mulej, kif dejjem Int harist:
Ftakar li lilha bl-ohla dawl libbist.
Aghti, kbir Alla, id-dehen lil min jahkimha,
Rodd il-hniena lis-sid, sahha 'l-haddiem:
Seddaq il-ghaqda fil-Maltin u s-sliem.
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August 4th. A day to celebrate your female soulmate.
Happy national girlfriend day babe!
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National Incest day occurs on February 8th. This holiday is most celebrated and accepted in the state of Alabama, but can be celebrated in all other states as well.
William: You know what tomorrow is cuz?
Ava: what is it Will?
William: National Incest day!! Do you know what that means?
Ava: *whimpers*
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Da Spring is sprung,
Da grass is riz.
I wunna weah da boidies is.
Da boid is onna wing?
Dats obsoid!
From what I hear,
da wing is onna boid!
It was sucha nice day, he hadda sing Da Brooklyn National Antem!
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December 29th is National Racism Day, All racism will be excused for one single day. Anyone is allowed to partake in it.
Friend 1: What is National Racism Day?
Friend 2: On December 29th we can say any racial slur without the consequences
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April 12.
Go give your mommy/daddy a hug, they deserve it!
1: What day is it?
2: April 12
1:Oh, isn't that national caregiver day?
2: Yeah!
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