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do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.

“He made me…do things…to him….”

Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024


Thing Things

Can be used to describe anything...usually used to describe money, specifically coins.
Closely related to Stuff Stuff

My thing things

by ColfaxED December 28, 2023


Thing thing

A woman, girl, chic, guy, man, etc. That someone is dating and you like a lil bit

That's my lil thing thing right there bruh.
Shawty boo

by SmKeSmitty March 28, 2018


The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 21, 2023


Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2024


happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.

Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.

by Max Debord April 21, 2007


i don't give a thing

I couldn't care less!

Why are you talking about it again and on~?
I don't give a thing.

by Sonamu April 13, 2018