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A classic quote from Daffy Duck, a dog named Parappa has no mercy and just repeats their line despite being in pain
Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car door
Parappa: YOU slammed your PENIS in the car door
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Dependable, reliable, exceeds expectations. Installers of Garage doors, openers and gates. Repairs too!
G & G Garage Door Co. Is the best in the business !
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Someone who really doesn't have a sexual preference
Mary:Have you asked out Tom yet?
Jack:He said his door didn't swing that way.
Luis:I'm up for it Jack.
Mary:Luis, you are such a revolving door.
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An originally Japanese puzzle oriented video game with an excellent storyline. It involves 9 people who are kidnapped by someone calling himself Zero and out on a ship. They are forced to play a game in which they had to solve puzzles in order to find the door with a number 9 which will lead to their escape. They have 9 hours to do so or the ship will sink. The first in the Zero Escape series.
Person 1: "Hey, have you played 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors?"
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Well you should you fucking cactus!
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English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.
Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.
I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?
Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...
Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"
Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!
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Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.
Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
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