A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.
"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"
A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”
Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet
nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets
Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984
Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.
Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.
A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
Toilet seat killer executed
A fetish for the small "community" of "people" who love Skibidi toilet and jerk off uncontrollably to a Skibidi toilet, it is unknown whether they love the head, the toilet, or both. It is suggested to stay as Far as possible from these "people"
Normal Person 1: "Hey dude! What are you doing?"
"Person" 2: "I'm jerking OoOff to SkiBidi Toilet..."
Normal Person 1: "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JERKING OFF TO THAT SHIT!?"
"Person" 2: "his smile is SO.FUCKING.HOOAUUAGHA-HOT"
Mentally stable Therapist 3: *walks in* "You have a Skibidi Toilet Fetish! You sir need to go to Rehabilitation."