Aunt Flo & Uncle Red

The people that VISIT while I am on the rag.

Damn girl, I can't give it up tonight, Aunt Flo and Uncle Red are in town.

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Ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac

Worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

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half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.

My half-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

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uncle willys diving well

A slang term for the vagina , occasionaly used by the society of the smoking barrel.

I told Sally i was going to explore uncle willy's diving well. She looked at me akwardly and walked away.

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uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

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uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.

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uncle jesse and the olsen twins

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

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