when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.
man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!
having a big johnson/penis
yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal
A chill nonchalant 6’5 guy who just like to chill and play games with his 7 inch cock in his hand
Dante: OMG IS THAT favian prince henry johnson
The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.
Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"
Tanner is the sexiest mf alive!
Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!
Poker reference to an unbeatable hand
when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all
The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.
Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.