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I am diseased for a room even drunken man of Fred he had, at attending at Fred of alcoholic, while before if touched to a drop.
When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
What your "friend" says when he is just blazed
*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}
A type of man that is "yummy" to look at.
that guy right there is a man meal;mmmm
He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman
Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."
this random add that keeps poping up
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
like eating a pig. You cook it, you eat it, you poop later.
"I have never been poisoned by eating a man."