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A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
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Man Smoothie is figurative language for cumming a lot. It’s so much cum that one might call it a smoothie.
My partner calls me Man Smoothie because I cum a lot in her mouth and she enjoys it. She told me it is the yummiest smoothie known to man kind.
The sentence that you use when someone tells you something you don't care about
I is issing goodest player in dis game
Man dont care
A man who loves a girl so much that even when they break up and it destroys him he is still there for her
"Just give up". "No I'm a greater man"