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A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.
The best doggie ever so cute and is so much better than u. So u can suck it cause he is amazing
Omg nice man is so much cuter than u
The dude who serves the hood and supplies to street dealers and mid level dealers.
Friend: Yo, I need some zaza.
Me: I’m the brick man I got you.
Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running
Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.