i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

I nevah said that

Phase used by people who want to always be right and who will deny that said something that they did, most famously used by Mike Francesca on his radio show.

Caller: You think the Mets are gonna win tonight mike?
Mike: No
The Next Day
Caller: You said the mets weren't going to win last night and they did
Mike: I nevah said that.

Bonka i bastun

When you get carried into a sauna and the person carrying you accidentally bonks your head in the ceeling and says bonka in the bastu

p1. Ouch i hit my head

p2. Are you bonka i bastun?

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

VVT-i

Very very thotty ingine

Paul: “James, your JZX100 is such a bitch! it keeps breaking down on you!”
James: “Oh, It’s because there’s a 1JZGTE VVT-i in it, she’s a Very Very Thotty Ingine”
Paul: “You better start looking at other options, James. My 1991 JZZ30 with a 1JZGTE Non Very very thotty ingine has never let me down!”

I- Wha?

Used in response to someone saying something idiotic or completely incomprehensible.

P1: Hamburgers are good for the trees :)
P2: I- Wha?

P1: Did I stutter?

I only play water decks

One of the most based people on duelingbook

I only play water decks is extremely based