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Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!)

Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.

My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).

by WIGTIT March 6, 2011


FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS

NOT INTERSTED IN " NEW YORK CITY" , you would never understand in " A MILLION YEARS , !!!!!....

POST THE NEW DEFINITIONS OR IRONIC RODGER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS

I'M DONE PALMETIER PECKHAM PUPPETIER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS as only " they have not invented a word how " much lower you " WAGERERS ON CATASTROPHIC EVENTS ARE as this particular one as worse than SALVADORE RAMOS would "WAGER $20 " after the fact , and take $18 = 666 leaving ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE .SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN.SH0VE DICE UP ASSH0LE.176 with just a FANCY DEVIL DELIGHT TWO DOLLARS as to go CRAZY ON YOU after just leaving myself with $2.00 BUTT FUCKHEADS there is no connection " after the fact MONEY GAME you played at " LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA" as PIECE 731.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 30, 2022


fucky you

Just a typo for fuck you

Me: says fuck you for no reason Also me: searches fuck you but types fucky you instead

by Fuckyyou1234 July 15, 2021


push you to a plump

dawg idk either 💀😞

j:"how old are you"
s:"13"
j: "I could push you to a plump"
j was 16

by hddjnd March 2, 2023


Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024


Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 19, 2021


you finna bounce

another way of sayin "imma beat yo ass"

"aye back tf up lil nigga, you finna bounce"

by Delantae Woods May 2, 2024