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what people who constantly drink monster energy drink are going to have soon
Hey you, reading this! I know you're genuinely addicted to monster but please drink some water, I don't want you to get a heart attack. <3
A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.
Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .
happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!
the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
A very small hard to find place that is dark as fuck cold and iced over.
You don’t want to go in there that’s a Robyn’s heart
Somebody who has never been in love
I've never been in love, i'm a heart virgin.
The fake food courtney made up to seem cool to her Madlad peers.
"Yo wtf courtney is making up fake things to go with her raw brussel sprouts and mustard again !! Palm hearts!!Lmao!!" -Fraz probably
n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.
"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."