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yo that mark ass trick is all 6's and 7's nigga for real. hand me my ratchet and let me ice this fool right now!
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500 pounds of radar seeking justice.
The f16 then fired its aim 7 sparrow, the mig didn't know what hit him.
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You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.
The day we move to the moon. Party is at 8, aliens cost 2 quintillion dollars to get in, humans? Dead.
Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*
Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️
As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.
Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.
Chad: Dude! You nasty!
The best season of American Idol so far. No future Sanjayas of Taylor Hicks, just a load of fresh young talent.
Not to mention weird auditions.
American Idol season 7 rocks!!!!!
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7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
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