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Some one who knows alot of random usless stats or facts.
Me.
I'm a stat nerd. Look up my other posts if you care.
The act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.
Ted: "Hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?"
Frank: "What game are you going to be getting?"
Ted: "There aren't any games out that I'm interested in, I just wanted to go nerd fishing"
Frank: "Hells yes! That gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!"
The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.
"Hey do you know where Matt is?"
"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"
"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click
"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."
1. A term used to describe anger or disgust by a person over the details of a dearly-held franchise.
2. A term used to describe anger or disgust by a person during an interactive form of entertainment where the winner is not the one showing anger/disgust.
3. A weekly web comic about two nerds who argue about nerdy things. One character usually embodies current internet opinion over a movie, comic or game while the other tries to talk him out of being a moron.
1. "Michael Bay's handling of childhood-hero Optimus Prime caused a lot of nerd rage. Everyone knows Prime would never shoot off a captive enemy's head with a giant robot shotgun!"
2. "Spawn camping their team caused a lot of nerd rage. Block his mic so you don't hear him whining."
3. nerdragecomic.com
The act of showing nerds some maths/physics etc. problems to distract them from their current task and get them to focus on the problem instead, generally until they solve it.
I ran into some nerds sitting in a maths class yesterday. It's amazing how you can just outright interrupt what they're doing with a simple nerd-whacking calculus problem.
A virgin who has not, and will not, ever find love (or real friends) because of social inadequacies and hobbies that consume his entire life. Tends to be overweight, a fan of Linux, and a liberal.
I'd rather die than a nerd virgin.
A person who plays video games A LOT. Usually they have no job, live with their parents, and spend the majority of the time playing it.
A lot of Game Nerds try to change the definition of the word 'game nerd' to someone who knows a lot about videos games, but they are just embarassed to embrace the fact that their only hobby is clicking buttons.
One of the biggest game nerds I know is named jose.
Person: Hey, wanna play foot ball?
Game Nerd: NOOOO, I ALMOST HAVE A SPY PLANE ON BLACK OPS.
Person: No life game nerd.