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The painful, red, itchy aftermath of doing it.
My dick hurts from rape burn from last night...
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1.) When you fart while your own head is under the covers, trapping your own horrific flatulence.
2.) A self-induced {dutch oven}.
Dude, I was all curled up in bed this morning with the blanket over my head ignoring my girlfriend listing her things for me to do, and I {bunsen burned} myself. I almost died from the self affliction of the mongolian tv dinner I had the night before.
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The reincarnation of Jesus Christ and the rightful leader of the universe
All praise Joshua Burns
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The Ginger Burns is the side effect caused by having furious anal sex with a member of ginger decent. It happens when the ginger in question and the receiver of said anal simultaneously cum, causing the said anal victim to receive high velocity burn marks down both butt cheeks and backs of their thighs.
When Max was asked how he got those marks, he stated that he had a bad case of The Ginger Burns.
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A burn one can only get in a busy city where you get both a layer of dirt and a sunburn at the same time resulting in a dirty burn.
After a week in Toronto I was left with a dirty burn.
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Shitting on your partner's chest, but, unlike a Cleveland Steamer, not necessarily spreading it out like a steamroller. Probably comes from the colour change of the "biscuits" from white (if the receiver is Caucasian) to dark brown.
Has it ever occurred to you that the neighbours always use 'burn the biscuits' for having sex?
- Yeah, it's because of the kids. They don't want them to know.
But all their kids are over twenty!
- Would you want to know whether your dad shat on your mom's boobs?
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a black person who acts like they're white
that boy plays hockey and wears gap clothes, he a burn victim!
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