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When you're chili-dogging your sister, man!
Hey Johnny, how was the Alabama chili-dog with your sister last night?
It was even better than the Alsakan Chili-dog with my cousin last week!
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When your sister/brother gets deep throated by a big black man
Give me and my family an Alabama tea party
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Two men giving one another a 69 blumpkin. Preferably while flailing their arms and legs
"You should have seen Sean and Steven perform an Alabama blumpkin spider last night!"
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is a swift hard punch to the inner thigh of one's leg, usually of another person, though self inflicted thigh ticklers are rather common in rednecks. also listed as a third cousin to a noogie.
Hey buddy, I see you have your New MINI Convertible!" "Yeah man i just got it i figured it was such a nice day i'd (commenter then kneels and delivers swift blow to bad mini convertible owner) OOOOOOW WHAT THE F**** MAN!!!!..." "you were driving with your convertible top up.... so i gave you a courteous alabama thigh tickler to remind you that convertibles with the top up is a douch bag thing to do..."
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When a male with gingivitis/gum disease preforms oral sex on his sister when she's menstruating.
Billy and his sister took an Alabama Blood Oath last night.
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While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!