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American cars with large engines produced between the 60's to the late 70's. Although many American car manufacturs claim that they are producing or have produced "muscle" cars is the center of much debate. Modern day Corvettes, GTO's, and Vipers are argued to be the "modern day muscle" cars.
American mucsle cars are considered the first "ricer" cars of their time. They were loud, relativley inefficient, status symbols, and not well rounded performers. Regardless, they were very fast and still hold their own against the more modern day performers.
American "muscle" car owners and enthusiasts often despise and put down the Japanese and European car manufacturers. This feud has derived from a bitterness of introducing Japanese and Euro compacts in the states during the late 70's. These cars, often much lighter and easy to modify started out performing the "muscle" cars on the drag strip.
American muscle cars are dumb cars, they accomplish straight line performance on a clean drag strip.
Import cars are smart cars, they utilize the latest technologies and materials to maximize performance without sacrificing reliability.
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A person in the US whose distant relatives were smart enough and industrious enough to escape a dull and drunken land for a better life.
Irish-American, John O'Riley, has his great-great-great-grandfather to thank for everything good in his life and not having to live the cursed existance of his slow-witted distant cousins, of sitting on their asses all day drinking, smoking and complaining.
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The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.
Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.
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like a dirty sanchez, except without poop, you use cum and you stick pubes in the cum making a mustache.
haha, when dave passed out, we gave him a dirty american
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The movie that gives an excuse for any preteen to masturbate without making them look like a pervert.
Prep Teen: "Hey! Have you seen American Pie? That movie is sooo funny! I think its a great piece of comedy, totally original!"
Young Adult: "You disgusting slice of perverted shit! Get your jacked out body out of my sight"
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2004 Album release from "Green Day," the influential punk/alternative rock band. The concept is a rock opera following the lives of youth in a world they portray as media dominated and where they have no voice.
American Idiot is the only album this year where every single song is great.
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AE is the best store ever! But I'm not limited to only shopping at that store. I also shop at Abercrombie, and Hollister. All three of those stores are equally great! Why shop at Walmart?
I got four pairs of really cute shorts from American Eagle, and it only came to about $136
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