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Dune buggy asshole

An unsociable member of society who frequents sand duned areas, and drives specially modified vehicles in these areas. The Dune buggy asshole has little regard for public safety and will not hesitate to run over both persons or property who stand in his way.

That Dune buggy asshole just tore up my goddam lawn!

The sooner these Dune buggy assholes get arrested the better.

It was a peaceful day down at the beach until a bunch of Dune buggy assholes turned up.

by dunebuggypilot March 2, 2014


hot cup of asshole

Someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "asshole" so much that one remains almost speechless.

Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.

by MB87 September 28, 2010


Angry ball of asshole

A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form

or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.

Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!

Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.

Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah

I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!

Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.

by tsunbot July 13, 2011


brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.

by jeffbo April 28, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag of smashed assholes

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep

"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

by khole March 28, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

by CJ5GUY April 24, 2006

106๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)

I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.

by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007

208๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž