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to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
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a crackhead with a large stack of ones in his hand, a junkie who fronts large but really aint got shit, someone who tries to buy shit off you and ones you to death, a wad of money with the largest bills out, the bills happen to be fives.
yo that bitch was thought she was big pimpin with small bills, too bad she belly up.
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A delusional state.
When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
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An aewsome movie where these two dudes go in a time machine and bring back all these famous people for this school project.
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To fabricate or deny evidence/well documented/easily referenced facts in order to demonize non-American style neo-conservatives, non-Americans, or anyone with whom an individual does not agree.
"I'm not surprised you'd dismiss a 'Frontline' report out of hand, John. You'd lie like O'Reilly if it meant appearing to win an argument."
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The HBO original Television series with political Commentator and comedian, Bill Maher.
In 2002 Maher was the subject of controversy when on his original "Politically Incorrect's September 17 show, had guest Dinesh D'Souza disputing the Bush's label of calling the 9-11 terrorists, "Cowards". She said the terrorists were warriors. Maher agreed and replied "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly".
His show was canceled on ABC and Real Time premiered on HBO on February 21, 2003
Bill Maher out lasted President Bush when his show "Real Time with Bill Maher" was picked up for another season in 2009.
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White sepremists that carry ladders and have viking helmets.
BILL AND TED ADVENTURE
Nigger #1 : This fucked little dude tried to climb a ladder on my roof and I shot him.
Nigger #2 : Oh fo shizzle yo. *steals car*
Nigger #1 : Yea then it's twin tried to burry him even though he was alive and killed him.
Nigger #2 :SHITS WACK! *steals vcr while eating fried chicken*
Nigger #1: Man then he tried to pull some digging shit and I killed that motherfucker.
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