Random
Source Code
Random
(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.
He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.
This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
When 2 males jizz in each one of a females ears then blast music in her ears using headphones.
Hey Jim, remember Linda from Arby’s? We gave her a jittle blast.
these people are not the brightest and have a low Iq of 2 but they play lots of video games and its all they do they dont know how to spell and arent very good at school or at work they sit in a chair and play video games ALL THE TIME
oh my god he is so lazy he must be a blast of disabelte
when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)
“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”
Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it
bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel