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shredded vulva meat after a meat curtain neatening operation baked into a shepherd's type pie served with mashed potatoes and ketchup
After her meat curtain neatening surgery, Lexi asked the doctor for the excess meat so she could make a gunt burger pie to serve to her estranged ex boyfriend.
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A person, typically a lazy 18 year old only in it for the money, who works at a fast food place. They’re also the person who insulted for months but decide to act like your life depended on them during the COVID-19 pandemic.
“have fun being a burger flipper Mcdonald’s for the rest of your miserable life”
“Don’t worry you’ll crawl back to me begging me to make you a Big Mac like you always do”
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When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.
Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.
Two homeless people under a bridge, doing the six 9
Yesterday I saw two homeless people doing a sloppy hobo burger.
When two are married, but they wanna do what they want and when they want to do it which is incorrect. A.K.A. Have it my way marriage. A.K.A. When two Spoiled people get married.
"Ummmm yeah they look cute together but she's so stubborn. Everything has to be her way. They clearly have a burger king marriage."
Some good shit that you can eat at a KFC
I want a Ultimate Burger Box
•travis scott burger
When you have a really strong urge to be physically sick when you like someone ALOT.
The term Butterflies in my stomach taken to a whole new level.
The shame and trauma when your friends find out make it 100x worse
Elisha : yuck guys i’m sick
Sarah : oh no what happened el
Elisha : travis scott burger
*amber proceeds to put 🤮 as the emoji on the group chat*