Joshua Burns

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Pleasure burn

Similar to rope burn, it is the sensitivity or rawness of a guys hand or after a prolonged period of excessive masturbation.

Alberto:"Damn, man! My hand is so sensitive from jerkin the gherkin for so long last night"

Carlos:"Sounds like you've got pleasure burn"

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Pleasure burn

Similar to rope burn, it is the sensitivity or rawness of a guy's hand, or dick, caused by masturbating for too long or too frequently.

Alberto: "Damn, man! My hand is so sensitive from jerkin the gherkin last night!"

Carlos: "Sounds like you've got pleasure burn"

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Feel the burn

To feel the burn is to use hand sanitizer as a lubericant for masturbation.

John: I’m gonna feel the burn later tonight

Jim: that’s hot

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dirty burn

A burn one can only get in a busy city where you get both a layer of dirt and a sunburn at the same time resulting in a dirty burn.

After a week in Toronto I was left with a dirty burn.

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Burn the biscuits

Shitting on your partner's chest, but, unlike a Cleveland Steamer, not necessarily spreading it out like a steamroller. Probably comes from the colour change of the "biscuits" from white (if the receiver is Caucasian) to dark brown.

Has it ever occurred to you that the neighbours always use 'burn the biscuits' for having sex?
- Yeah, it's because of the kids. They don't want them to know.
But all their kids are over twenty!
- Would you want to know whether your dad shat on your mom's boobs?

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burn victim

a black person who acts like they're white

that boy plays hockey and wears gap clothes, he a burn victim!

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