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Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
The act of love making where the man is wearing just “a-boot”
I was giving Mary the ole Canadian Snowplow when some hosier turned out the lights.
When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.
An exceptional event under taken soley on Canada Day (July 1st). Usually after drink and watching the celebration events in eachs respective region, one heads back to a location and preforms such act of unity. It is an example of Canadian kindeness and respect for one another.
Friend 1: Eh, would you want to go back to my place?
Friend 2: Would you want to instead swing back to my place? We're having a Good Ol' Canadian Orgy.
Friend1: Oh, sure, eh!
When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
THE SEXIEST MAN OF ALL TIME. HE IS SO MAJESTIC AND PERFECT. HE IS A GOUROU.
Everyone on earth: "IS THAT CANADIAN HUBY?????????"
Canadian Huby: "Yes it's me"
Everyone on earth: "LET US HUG YOU OUR GREAT GOUROU"
To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.
Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(