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To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins
Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer
A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.
Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.
You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.
Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.
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Its when 1 guy is blowing another guy with a mouth full of corn until he cums but has to eat the corn after
Hey buddy wanna go make some canadian corn
A snowman
Hey look! It's a Canadian
That.. is a snowman
An overly nice person sorry for bragging who can soon legally get and smoke weed the also have free health care and have really good maple syrup... Eh
Canadians are so lucky LEGAL WEED!!!
You can eat Canadians
Snakes do not like Canadians
You can eat Canadian eggs
Canadians cannot fly
Many Canadians will eat baby rats
Canadians are not venomous
Canadians do not have 7 legs
Canadians are very sorry
Canadians have vocal chords
Canadians do not have webbed feet
“Did you see those Canadians?”
“Yeah I bet they’re sorry.”