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what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*
The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.
May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?
Acronym for Dutch: Koffie verkeerd (in French: Café Latte).
Opposite of regular coffee, which is without or little coffee milk.
Contains at least 60% milk.
Not to be confused with latte macchiato or decafe.
'Doe maar koffie verkeerd!'
'koffie verkeerd!!!'
Pardon? I am sorry, I couldn't understand. Can you say it in English?
Sure. Give me an irregular coffee!
A code word for male-male anal sex. ‘Let’s grab coffee’ is essentially the same as saying ‘let’s put our private parts together in a fun gay way’. Not everyone will get what the phrase really means, though, some people ask it in church settings to evangelize and welp…
Oh my gosh, I just met this really cute guy, things moved fast, and we’re grabbing coffee on Tuesday!!!
The best coffee you will EVER have!
Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?
A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.