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Is a fraud who will ruin your life by emotionally scaring you by telling you his isn't Dan and he doesn't like cheese ball
Cheese ball Dan makes me want to die
A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.
"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"